We Finally Get to Meet the Real Mel Gibson

As everyone over sixteen knows, when alcohol goes in, the truth comes out. If media reports are correct, Gibson turns out to be a little sexist Nazi who is so out of step with main stream American values (in spite of being born here) that he should be deported to his adopted Australia. He’s one immigrant we can do without.

Of course he will most likely be forgiven, since he is only another pretty-faced actor. Actors don’t need to possess either an intellect or an education. They need only good looks and to be able to repeat what they have read. And any good-looking fool can be taught to read, as Tom Cruise has amply proven.

I urge all Americans to turn their backs on Mr. Gibson and his work. Maybe then he will take his hatred elsewhere.